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  • Idiot:

    You shouldn't let boys play with barbie dolls! It'll make 'em gay!

  • Jerry:

    How is playing with an attractive woman going to make a boy gay? I'm not even being preachy, that's just flat out illogical.

  • Josh:

    Absolutely. I used to play with Barbie Dolls. Then again, I didn't play house or anything; I played "How Fast Can I Pull Its Head Off."




Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that


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