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you’re not a lover
or a fighter-
you’re an uptight
late-night nail-biter:
your parents warned you about
drugs on the streets
but not the kind between the sheets
with stone cold eyes
and a steady heartbeat,
the kind you want to wrap around
like a car round a telephone pole
(what a morbid image
but a lovely way to go)-
she whispered in your ear
that a mermaid’s beauty
makes sailors fight to drown,
and some people are only meant to sleep together
six feet underground,
and that making love to you
was like making love to the sea:
(equal parts full of despair and debris);
it’s a blessing to look like a flower
and feel like a tomb,
keep yourself empty so there’s always room
for the small-hour crashers
who come in like the tide,
roll in in the morning
but never stay the night.
this is what she tells you
when the trees are full of lace:
this is a bad town
for such a pretty face.

- advice from a lover you wish your mother’d told you first

S. R.

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gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

sounds like an enemy being defeated on Spyro

mistlemore:

all-four-cheekbones:

itsbabyber:

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summits:

thehobbitcompilationblog:

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

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lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

Jill.

THIS IS SO EXCITING

THIS IS SO COOL OMG

If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: cleocliche)

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